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HALLANDALE BUSINESSMAN ORGANIZES CITYWIDE H.U.M.P. DAY
May 27th, 2010 | 
Author: Author: Anonymous
Source: free-articles
HALLANDALE, FLORIDA – Fearing his city’s dwindling population and low birthrate are costing the city political clout and curtailing its tax revenue base, Hallandale businessman, Alan Wasser, is organizing a city-wide โH.U.M.P. Day’ (Hallandale Unified for More People) on Wednesday, September 3rd on which Hallandale residents are encouraged to procreate. If successful, Wasser hopes to make HUMP Day into a national, discount restaurant furniture, holiday to help bolster the sagging U.S. birthrate.
โThis is no joke,โ said the civic-minded Wasser, owner of Wasser’s Exclusive Furniture and Interiors in Hallandale’s Fashion Row district. โHallandale’s population is declining precipitously and we need to re-populate fast or we’ll lose major census dollars. We’re encouraging citywide copulation on September 3rd.โ
